How do you take a pig to the hospital?
By hambulance.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?