What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Pouch potato.
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What's a forklift?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a very small Valentine?