What vegetables do librarians like?
Quiet peas.
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Can February March?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?