Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Because her children weren't that bright.
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What is a robot's favorite snack?