What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
When do cows get tired?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?