What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
They get fili-busted.
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Did you know about April 1st?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?