Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Because all of his children needed new shoes.
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?