What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How slime flies.
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What condiment has wings?
What animal could Noah not trust?