What did the stair machines call each other?
Stepsisters.
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?