What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
A pupsicle.
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why did the snake cross the road?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What is the most adorable season?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?