What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
A pupsicle.
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What do sheep say when they're in love?