What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Pickleball.
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why was the snake coughing so much?