Why are ghosts always single?
Because you're married until death do us part.
What did the bread do on vacation?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What kind of bird can write?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?