What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
A ponytail.
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What do you call a short cow?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?