Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Because they're always a little green.
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What do you call a silly hill?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why do cows go to New York?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?