Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What is the coolest country?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
When is a baseball player like a thief?