Why don't mummies go on vacation?
They're afraid to relax and unwind.
What did the waiter ask the frog?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why are books always so angry?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?