Why are books always so angry?
Because they're seeing read.
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?