Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Because it's holy.
What's the coldest vegetable?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?