What do you call a cow that can't moo?
A milk dud.
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.