Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Because it's always jammin'.
What animal should you never play poker with?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?