What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
A mathmachicken.
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What birds always travel in twos?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What's the loudest sport?
Why did the professor write on the window?