What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Quit s-cow-ling!
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
How do cats make a birthday cake?