Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Because it's just so lava-ble.
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What's the loudest sport?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why did the frog starve?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do Scottish toads play?