Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Because it was really foul.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?