Why did the dog swallow a clock?
He wanted to be a watchdog.
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?