Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
They get a little strung out.
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What tree has the most bark?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What's a henway?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What sport are eggs the best at?