Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
They get a little strung out.
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why was the math book sad?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What's the friendliest national park?