Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
So that they can pack the defense.
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why was the musician arrested?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Where do chips wear socks?