We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
They kept getting mooed off the stage.
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
How do baseball players always stay cool?