Why do cosmeticians never fight?
They're always willing to kiss and makeup.
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
How do amoebas make calls?