What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Dancing!
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why do cats give such great massages?