Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
His career lies in ruins!
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What's the politest month?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?