Why do baseball players always go to the park?
They love to slide!
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
A book just fell on my head.
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?