What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
He has a case of March Madness®.
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Surprise!!!!
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?