What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses.
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?