What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Swamp Lake.
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Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
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Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?