Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
He eggs-foliates!
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What did the sick chicken say?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?