What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Pop.
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What's the richest basketball team?
What did summer say to spring?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?