What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Uni-corn on the cob.
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?