What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Stop for lunch!
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Where do termites go camping?