Why did the dog do so well in school?
Because he was the teacher's pet.
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?