Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Their guardian angelfish.
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What birds always travel in twos?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?