Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
He spent too much time on the web.
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What fish sings the best?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What is a spider's favorite book?