Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Because it's not rocket science.
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do goats and moms have in common?