Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
There was no thyme!
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Where do termites go camping?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?