What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
A spring-er spaniel.
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What's E.T. short for?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?