Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
They always hog the remote.
What does winter fat turn into?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?