Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What makes music in your hair?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?