Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What is a plane full of male cows called?