How does the moon cut her hair?
Eclipse it.
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What's the ocean's favorite song?