Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Because her students were so bright.
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What season begins with a thud?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?